High on cough syrup

You know all those little things on medicines that say WARNING MAY AFFECT ABILITY TO DRIVE. Yeah, those little things are right. Only you don't know it until you are already out the driveway half way down the street and you just MUST HAVE a meximelt because you are hungry and your husband didn't have time to get you dinner because he was running late for the dinner with his grandmother that you are missing because you are really really sick and you'd feel bad if you went to the old folks home and someone died of the flu you carried in on your sick ass.

Shit, what was I saying?