This just ain't right
Once upon a time I used to have dreams about sex. All the time. I am one of those lucky people who has lucid dreams fairly often. And it is great, because I quickly learned that anytime I realize I am dreaming, I can have sex with ANYBODY I WANT because it's only a dream and it isn't cheating.
So last night do you know what I dreamed about? Exercising. Yes, I had a dream I was in aerobics class. I mean, wtf?? The night before that I had a dream that I was eating a brownie. This healthy shit really sucks. Dreams about food and exercising... It's a goddamn waste of a dream.
I miss my threesomes with Angelina Jolie and Justin Timberlake.
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I dream lucidly too!! It's funny you mention Angelina because I had one involving her and Brad. I know they aren't married IRL but in my dream I was chosen to be the 2nd wife.
I haven't had any fun dreams lately either. Probably because I haven't slept more than 2 hours at a time for almost a month. Thanks baby Hannah!!!
I hope your lucid sex dreams come back soon!!
Years ago I started logging my dreams. Once I did that for a few years, I gained the ability to sometimes control the dream. It was worth the forced discipline of waking up and writing first thing.
Lucid dreams rock!
Wow. I never have dreams like that. Bummer.
If I did, though, I hope Ashley Judd or Charlize Theron or Lena Headley would be in mine... Yum.
Oh, and Denzel Washington. Yeah.
Well.
I think you need to make some lemonade out of this gym dream of yours. How many calories do you think you can burn in a lucid state of dreaming about working out? More than Angelina? LOL
I had a dream last night that...I was being forced into polygamy with my eigth grade class. For some reason, Taye Diggs was in my class and I was his. I don't even LIKE Taye Diggs...Jeez, what is WRONG with me? (Don't answer that)
Woo Hoo! Glad to know I'm not the only one... My dreams often feature my kids martial arts instructor... as everyone knows, I love his ass. Sometimes I wake up, worried that I may have actually called out his name. Sure hope my husband never hears me, that could be awkward.
A few nights ago I had a dream about my husband's cousin. EWWWW. Not sure why. I should really look into Sara's idea so I can control who I lust after. LMAO!
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