Christmas is in the air
Scene: Kitchen, 8:00 p.m. Marc is at the kitchen table doing homework. I am cleaning out the coffee maker.
Hubby enters, letting out THE longest fart I've ever heard, punctated with pauses.
Me: Oh my GOD, you are gross.
Hubby: I was farting a song for you. It was Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Didn't you recognize it? I think Santa would be impressed I can play carols with my butt.
Marc (under his breath): I think Santa will be bringing you coal.
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LOL. That is disgusting and funny all at once. So something my teenage son would attempt.
HA HA!!! I delete your anonymous ass!!
Aaaah, the power of deletion is heady to wield, I know!
Am I weird if I felt the spirit reading that post?
;)
Oh, gawd, just saw the title of the post. Baaaad.
I've read this post several times and every time it makes me laugh. LM, I'm so glad that I am not the only one who's spouse is inclined to put on such performances.
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