Milk & Cement

I got an email the other day that was funny responses given by children to a series of questions about moms. I asked the same questions to my son, just to see what his answers would be. Here they are - enjoy...

Why did God make mothers?
Because babies need milk.

How did God make mothers?
He got a body, a nose, some earrings & hair, arms, hands, feet, then toes

What ingredients are mothers made of?
Milk & Cement

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
If you had two mothers, you wouldn't know who to listen to when they both told you what to do.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
Smart. Reeeally smart.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
That he was handsome.

Why did your mom marry your dad?
Because she couldn't find anyone else handsomer.

Who's the boss at your house?
Mom. She is always having the conversations with Dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
Moms are beautiful. Dads are handsome.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
Work.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Some earrings, a nice sweater and some sweat pants.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
I'd get rid of that red bump on her head. (At which point he took a tape roller to the giant zit on my forehead)